Why you lyin'...?!

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*smiles with a little contentment*
Hey people!
*GASP* Yessssssssssssssss I'm doing a post and it hasn't been a whole month later!!!

YAY ME!
For all my readersssssss; I love that you love the wierd crap that happens to me!... It's comforting to know that my discomfort brings your happiness!!
No, but seriously, KEEP READING! And when you read it....share it with your friends and tell them to to the same :o]

So me? I've been great. Getting good feedback about the blog. So I'm excellent!
Mannnnn, your girl has fallen off, got knocked down and been rolled over by the diet bandwagon. BUT HONESTLY, I swear to you, those two slices of pound cake were calling my name and they sang for me...THEY SANG FOR ME!!! "Hello" by Lionel Richie to be exact... Who doesn't love singing cake?! It had to be done...I had to consume them passionately...it's an emotional thing...I loved them.

I mean I'm not morbidly obese...just obese...[saying the morbidly part first makes obese seem...pretty okay]

Now, you guys, I am a HUGE R'n'B and Neo Soul fan. R'n'B of the 90's and early 2000's are my fav. And if that's the same for you, you would be familiar with Deangelo. Made famous by his song "Untitled (How Does it Feel)"...when, in the video, he strips down to nothing but the God-given goodness that makes you want to rub singing pound cake on his rippling abs...covered in hot chocolate...hot chocolate with marshmellows washing down warm chocolate chip cook...erm...getting a little off track...*woosah*...anyways...

The Deangelo we were introduced to:
Deangelo2

DeAngelo to date:

dangelo-copy

Personally, my feelings are hurt!!!!....anyways....I can't even type without getting worked up...I MEAN HONESTLY!??!?!?!?! *sigh* I still love you DeAngelo...even though you look like a bootleg version of Theo from the Cosby Show...


Moving on people....lol lately I have been encountering some funny situations, nothing new right?? Let me ask, isn't it hillarious when someone is lying to you...and YOU know that they are, but they don't know that you know??? That is the FUNNIEST EXPERIENCE in the world...

[guy pops up on IM]
-Now a little background info on this dude. He added me and we chatted on and off and about a month after this conversation he threatened to shoot me in my head (@_@), but that should in no way shape or form make you conjour up an opinion of him...lol really...-
My comments in the []
Guy: hey
Me: hi
Guy: how u doin
Me: i'm good
Guy: oh okay...i'm doin good too [don't remember asking you, but fine]
Me: oh ok
Guy: yeh ya see. even after me and my girl break up
Me: oh ok [once again offering up information that I didn't request...]
Guy: yeah. Das her dere *puts girl in d/p*
Me: [person's name] is your ex??? [WAIT FOR IT]
Guy: Yeah, why you know her aye? Everyone I show dat pic say dey is know her bey. Das my heart dred.
Me: I know her...we were friends for a long time. In fact that's my best friend. And I don't remember her sayin anything about you really...[BAM!!!]
Guy: [paranoid as HELL] Oh bey i didnt know dat. mannn dnt tell her please...that aint my ex i was only jokin...DNT TELL HER BEY
[At this point now I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER]
Me: You're pathetic...where does she know you from anyways?
Guy: School, bey PLEASE DONT TELL HER

-AND SCENE!-

LOL WHY MAN!...like honestly...WHY YOU LYIN'!?!?!?!?! What was the purpose of doing that? I didn't ASK you about your ex...lol psh talkin' 'bout "das my heart" BOY PLEASE..GET OFF MY STAGE!

Another one of these "I know you're lyin', but you don't know I know" moments was with this girl I graduated from high school with.
THIS CHICK lied constanyly...just because the sun was up and she had some kinda of gas exchange going through her lungs.

ONE of the incidents I've encountered with her:
-a little background info: the dialogue you are about to see would be including my cousin Shawn, who live in the US. She had gotten his email address from somewhere and one night, since his internet was down he called me and asked me to check his email....so...I did the total opposite and went on his IM. This same girl from my school popped up and said "hey" and I said "hi" and THAT WAS IT-

The next morning at school, a few friends and I were talking and she came and pulled one of my friends away from the group to TELL A SECRECT [this crap annoys the hell out of me]. My friend returns to the group and tells me what she said.

"She said that your cousin says he hates you and he talks bad about you, a lot."

With this info I follow the hippo...um...the girl and ask her what was that all about. She utters out of her face, "Last night when I was talkin to Shawn online, he was talkin' bad about you he said he hated you."

-SCREECHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
[Last night...???]

Me: Is that all he said?
Hipp..Um Girl: No....we was just talking about us....and-
Me: -cutting her off- See...I find that interesting...
Girl: Well, ya'll sort that out...'cause-
Me: -cutting her off- No me and him don't need to sort it out..me and you do, because I don't remember CARISSA and [girl's name] having all of that conversation.
Girl: Me and your cousin did...-
Me: -cutting her off- Exactly...it was me last night...and WE didn't talk about anything...LIAR...
Girl: You lyin'...
Me: Shuttup, you dismissed, you're dumb..GET OUT MY FACE! Before i skin you...[well maybe I didn't say the "before I skin you" part...talking about these memories is kinda making me upset]

But yeah, HEFFA....WHY YOU LYIN'?!?! BE DISMISSED...GET OFF MY STAGE!...and this chick would go on even up until college life, lying and instigating crap that almost made me yuck her and shatter her eye sockets!....erm...*woosah*

Why do people do that?! I mean I'm not giving anyone any reason to lie, but at least make it a meaningful one! If i DON'T ASK....then DON'T tell me anything...just shuttup..SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET OFF MY STAGE...!

BABIESSSSS, I'll be in Ft. Lauderdale next week Tuesday!!! WOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT.
Other blogs to come!
[I HOPE YA'LL SPOTTIN ALL THIS CONSISTENCY!!!]

If you think my blog is funny, you guys need to check out my girl Tracey's Vlog. You won't be disappointed. Here is her latest one! [Follow the link kiddies!!]:
TAP has...a facebook affair

Blog 1 From heaven

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Heyyyy guys!
What's up???
I have died and gone to heaven. Thank you guys, whose eyes are reading these words now, for stickin around and puttin up with my inconsistency....I LOVE YOU FOR IT!

Before i starttttttttt I wanna tell you guys to check out my HOME BOY, Producer/singer/what-ever-else; Sean Ill:


Check out his music!!! And my fav song: "Insanity"

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ALRIGHTY!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I want to let you guys know thattttt SCHOOL IS FINISHEDDD!![It has been for some time, but you guys already know what it is!]
So, that means I'll be able to keep the blog warm. Two claps for me!!

But yeah, I honestly think that I deserve some sort of an award just for FINISHING this semester. Hmmm I might consider buying myself something I don't need and try to justify it with that...hmmm yeah

Well, your girl here has been on a....dare i say it....

DIET!!! and it's....dare i say it....

WORKING!!!

These pounds are melting like ice in the sunnnnnnnn and I love it..
...went to work out yesterday...lol lol *sigh* My body feels beat down and abused...something I'd like to call the "Amy Winehouse After effect"...I LOVE ME SOME AMY THOUGH! Her drug induced seizures and her drunken dances on stage are hypnotizing.

Anyways.....
For the most part, I've been behaving...been running into some wierd situations and some messed up situations and I want to share them now, but I will share it when the situation becomes more definite.

But yeah I want to talk about some things...vent really. Give you an eyeful.

First and foremost, I know you guys love the wierd situations that I encounter with guys so I'll share those first. Now I will present 2 situations and I want you to notice the similarity in all of them okay.

[AGAIN Names have been changed...but that is the only thing...the convo was copied and pasted all typos are left as is]

*Carissa signs in on IM*
*random guy with guys in his display picture pops up*

Random Guy 1: wat u sayin sweet girl?
Carissa: ...nuthin
Random Guy 1: how was yuo day lovely?
Carissa: it was okay, nothing to complain about really [I NOTICE I TYPE REALLY FORMALLY WHEN I AM NOT INTERESTEDDDD...lol lol observe!]
Random Guy 1: so wat you have plan for the rest of the day?
Carissa: i'm not sure yet. Just chill
Random Guy 1: tru tru....where you live?
-HAULT!-
...well...lol not now
-PLAY-
Carissa: what? :|
Random guy 1: where youlive sweet girl
Carissa: why you want to kno?
Random guy 1: we coula chill 2day ya see
Carissa: wtf?! i don't know you
Random guy 1: das why I comin over
Carissa: bye

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*randomg guy 2 with weed in his display pic*

Random guy 2: u pretty bey
Carissa: thank you
Random guy 2: i kno u have plenty guys afta u dred
Carissa: I wouldn't say that...
Random guy 2: u modess na
Carissa: I guess
Random guy 2: so where you live baby girl?
*is tempted to push the pause button...but resists*
Carissa: What...? :|
Random guy 2: where you live?
Carissa: you don;t need to know that
Random guy 2: well gimme yuh number than
Carissa: no
Random guy 2: man aye tell me where u live man

BUH-LOCK AND DEE-LEET!

WHY WHY WHY WHY....

If I don't know you...you ask me where i LIVE...no no no no no

Of course I'll let you know where I live. So you can come here and rape me and eat my Special K cereal.....

THAT IS A BIG NO NO....it's even worse when you REPEAT the question as if I didn't read it clearly the first time...just...*sigh* When you do that..JUST SHUT UP AND BE BLOCKED....WOOSAH

hmm I wanted to add another rant here, but this blog is turnin up to be longer than I wanted it to be, Imma get back to you guys when I make that OTHER situation definite and combine that with the blog that was supposed to be included in this one..[didn't confuse you right...because I kinda got confused typin it...].




Random Rant:
WHY DO PEOPLE SEND YOU PLAYLIST IN MYSPACE COMMENTS...
I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT....ask me to listen..I WILL...
if i WANTED your music on my myspace page...I wud add it...sooo stop that crap...



Anyway ya'll CHECK SEAN ILL OUT...and peace!!

OH YEAH! Your girl is going to Ft. Lauderdale on the 23rd of December! Gonna chill wit Jolly Old St. Nick in the US. I know...I love it too...

PEACE forreals now!